What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”