Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
tl;dr
They differ in hue.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you