"And this is the amputation wing of the hospital. It used to be a lot bigger."
Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?
The ultrasound guy
How does herpes get out of the hospital ?
On crotches.
Why did the wizard rush to the hospital?
He had a staff infection.
Why did the bunny go to the hospital?
Because he needed a hopperation.
How do you cheer up the patients at the vegetable hospital?
Bring a sick beet.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
The ICU.
A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital.
He was on a fairway to heaven.
I had to work with two different hospitals for my Knee Surgery...
It was a joint venture.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
because it felt crumby.
Why did the little birdie go to the hospital?
To get tweetment.
There's a German butcher around the corner from the hospital.
Just in case someone takes a turn for a wurst.
Why don't mining towns have hospitals?
Because everyone there only ever suffers from minor injuries.
Why did the Meteorologist go to hospital?
He was feeling under the weather.
What did the police arrest the hospital patient for?
He was under cardiac arrest.
Did you hear about the guy who's blanket fell off of him in the hospital?
He never recovered.