The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Football is one habit I will never kick
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.