Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.