What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.