When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, does that make YOU a vacuum cleaner?
I brought a new vacuum cleaner.
It sucks.
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
Dyson!
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
It came with no attachments.
If you think that your phone, laptop, microwave and fridge spying on you is bad
Then you should know that your vaccum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for a while .