Which dog won the race? A weiner dog.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a Greyhound.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
Dog to Waiter: Are there any bones in this?
Waiter to Dog: Yes sir, why’s that?
Dog to Waiter: Because I really dig them!
Why was the skeleton afraid of the dog?
Because dogs love bones.
What type of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
What do you call a dog that’s been left outside in the cold?
A chili dog.
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
What is a dog’s ideal job?
A barkeologist.
What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
What’s a dog’s favorite condiment?
Fetch-up.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast?
Woofles.
What is a dog’s favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas.
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What do dog scientists to with their bones?
They barium.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
Two dogs barking outside your window.
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His owner’s homework.