If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
What’s a vampire’s favorite cocktail?
A Bloody Mary.
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
Where do vampires eat their lunch?
At the casketeria.
What’s a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
What do bats say to vampires?
“You suck!”
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.