Crowing, crowing, gone.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.