Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.