Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.