What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.