What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
How the tree introduce themselves to the dentist?
“Implant”