Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.