Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.