What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.