When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A neurosturgeon.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
Where does a neuron keep its money?
In a brain bank.
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.