While in China, an American single man acts promiscuous and does not use protection the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his... swimsuit area... covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately
goes to see a
doctor.
The
doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. After two days, the
doctor tells
him, “I’ve got bad news for you, you have contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the US. We know very little about it."
The man perplexed asks, "Well, can’t you give me a shot or something to fix me up, Doc?"
The
doctor answers, "I’m sorry, there's no known cure. We are going to have to amputate."
"Wait... WHAT?!" The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!"
The
doctor replies, "Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option.”
The man shops around, going to many
doctors and experts, but they all tell
him the same, they must remove the organ.
At some point a friend tells
him, "You contracted this in China right? Then why not go to a CHINESE
doctor?"
The man, having not thought of that, seeks out a Chinese
doctor in the hopes he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese
doctor examines the problematic area and proclaims, "Ahh... yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."
The guy says to the
doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American
doctor wants to cut off my organ!"
The Chinese
doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American docttahs, always want operate, make more money that way. No need to amputate!"
"Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
"Yes yes,” says the Chinese
doctor. "Wait two weeks. Fall off by itself."