What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer.
A blonde and a brunette were jumping off a building. Who jumped first? The brunette. The blonde had to ask for directions...
What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? Perri-air.
A blond calls her mom...
Blond: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!"
Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?"
Blond: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? Air Pockets What has 12 feet and an IQ of 40? A Blonde-tourage.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Why do blondes wear ponytails? To hide the valve stem!
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? Siamese twins
What's the mating call of the blonde? "I'm sooooo drunk!"
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
How does a blonde kill a worm?
She buries it.
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? "Thanks for the refill!"
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope? She was trying to send a voicemail!
Why did the Blonde go to Taco Bell? To pay her phone bill.
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope? She was trying to send a voicemail!
Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? They can't remember the number.
What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training
How do you drown a blonde? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
A blond rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..." The blond says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.
Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store? She wanted a Big Mac meal.
What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
Why did the blonde give up online shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
Why did the blonde take a camera to bed? To record what she was going to dream that night.
How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? There is white out on the screen.
What goes: vroooom-schreech, vrooom-schreech, vroooom-schreech? A blonde at a flashing red light
How many dumb blonde jokes are there? None they're all true stories.
Why do blondes take the pill? So they know what day of the week it is.
How do you kill a blonde? Give her a gun and say it's a hair drier.
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Her IQ goes up!
How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards