What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer.
A blonde and a brunette were jumping off a building. Who jumped first? The brunette. The blonde had to ask for directions...
What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? Perri-air.
A blond calls her mom...
Blond: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!"
Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?"
Blond: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? Air Pockets What has 12 feet and an IQ of 40? A Blonde-tourage.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian." The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Why do blondes wear ponytails? To hide the valve stem!
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? Siamese twins
What's the mating call of the blonde? "I'm sooooo drunk!"
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
How does a blonde kill a worm?
She buries it.
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? "Thanks for the refill!"
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope? She was trying to send a voicemail!
Why did the Blonde go to Taco Bell? To pay her phone bill.
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Why was the blonde woman talking into an envelope? She was trying to send a voicemail!
Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? They can't remember the number.
What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training
How do you drown a blonde? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
A blond rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..." The blond says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.