Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.