Why do gnomes like baseball? Gnome Runs.
What do baseball players eat their backyard BBQ on?
Home plates.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
When the baseball team chose an owl masot, did they get a designated hooter?
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Why were there cows on the baseball field?
Because they were looking for the bullpen.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
How do recreational league baseball players stay so cool?
They sit among their fans.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch ya later.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.