What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.