What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.