Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What did the rabbit say to its wife? No bunny compares to you.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!