What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.