Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged? "Tell my wifi love her
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection? Inter-NIET
Are you WiFi? Because I can feel the connection between us.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife? It's cutting-edge technology.
I love complimentary WiFi. It makes me feel good about myself.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time. I really hated that reception.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"? But that's how everything syncs.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi. I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn... Now he has a stable connection
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi... ...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi. It drives me bored air line crazy.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity. I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest. Only then will we reach peak internet.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable Chance the Router The LAN Before Time Silence of the LAN I Believe Wi Can Fi The Password is... Click Here to Download Get off my LAN Router? I Hardly Knew Her Definitely Not Wifi
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted. I wound up using cellular.
'what's the Wifi password?' 'Its for security' 'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'. 'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn. Now I have a stable connection.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code. Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?" I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?" She hasn't spoken to me all week.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said: "Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland. When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?" The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Me: There you go. So, what's the wi-fi password?
Bartender: It's you-need-to-buy-a-drink-first. No spaces, all lowercase.
What Churches might be soon this 2020 and beyond:
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon. Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WiFi using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.
CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless you all.