What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl? Quién...Quién.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel? ESBieN.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker? Senor Willy.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food? Jamon!
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly... He used wrote learning.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man? He’s called Senor Rita.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man? A senõr citizen.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4? No tres-passing.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page. “Si, está.”
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something? me ghosta.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish? Achoopacabra.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?" "Ay poppy."
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat? Quatro sinko.
Recently, i started learning Spanish But i can't hola long conversation.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish? His name is Juan O'Clock.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? José and Hose-B.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived. He said "Si."
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con? Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list so she wrote down everything.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends. It means a lot to them.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with... "Your los."
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada. As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please. which I think is poor for four.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos” And then he vanished, without a tres.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well. Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What Do You WANT?
A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English. Upon reaching it, one of the first thing he did was go into a department store. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.
"Quiero calcetines, (I want socks)" said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,(No I don't want suits, I want socks.)" said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines, (No I don't want shirts, I want socks.)" repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,(No I don't want pants, I want socks)" insisted the man.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Eso sí que es (Now that's it)!"
"Then why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!?" yelled the salesgirl.
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish? Fleece Navidad.
A Human Loving Alien
An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet. The alien's are so excited that they change all their signs to English, and even rename some of their places and landmarks after Human places and landmarks and things.
The astronaut decides the first place he wants to go is a pub. He sees a nearby alien and asks, "where's the pub?"
The alien gurgles back but his suit translates to the astronaut in real time. The alien says, "just around the corner!"
The astronaut heads around the corner and sees it! It's labelled "The Keyboard" and he asks the bouncer, "Why is it called the Keyboard?"
The bouncer replies, "the boss loves all things human and changed his name to reflect that. Ask him, he's the bartender."
So the astronaut enters the Keyboard and goes to the bartender.
"Excuse me, do you own this pub?" The astronaut says.
"I do." The bartender gurgles back.
"Why is it called the Keyboard?" The man asks.
"Well," the alien gurgles in reply, "since I knew you humans were coming I updated the name!"
The astronaut is on the edge of his seat...
"The reason it's called the Keyboard is because it's a space bar."