When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.