When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.