What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Witch you were here.
Come witch me to the party.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.