How do camels blend in?
With camel-flage
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
A weeping camel is known as a humpback wail.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
Why did one camel spit and stomp when the other camel stole its cheese?
Because they’re “dramadairies”
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
What do you call a thirsty camel ?
A dry humper.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert? O' Camel ye faithful.
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty dumpty.
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
What do you call a camel without humps?
Humphrey.
When you cross a camel with a cow, you will end up with a lumpy milkshake.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
How do you offer a camel tea?
"One hump or two?"
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
A palindromedary!
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?
Son: I dunno. Where?
Dad: at Camelot.
Where does a camel go after he's eaten his main course? He walks straight to the desert trolley.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
A camel can work all week without drinking..
A man can drink all week without working.