I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
It was fowl.
Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey
A guy ate only metal bars for thanksgiving
He was gratefull
I was going to smoke a turkey this Thanksgiving.
But they banned flavored vapes.
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Twerky
What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Stuffing!
What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.
My dad died on Thanksgiving whilst eating dinner.
Fowl play was suspected.
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
On Thanksgiving, why did the turkey cross the table?
To get to the other sides.
What did the brick road say on thanksgiving?
Cobble cobble cobble!
Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
What did the turkey say during Thanksgiving?
It was too stuffed to say anything.
Are you enjoying your sweet potatoes this Thanksgiving?
I know I yam!
Why wasn't the taxidermist invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
No one wanted to try his stuffing
What happens when you die after Thanksgiving?
You go to Gravy Jones' Locker
Made a whole bunch of dad jokes at Thanksgiving dinner...
I pulled out all the Pops!
At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
He quit cold turkey.
Why did Prince Charming take the Thanksgiving Turkey to the ball instead of Cinderella?
The turkey was already dressed.
Did you hear about the Thanksgiving turkey who tried to escape the roasting pan?
He was foiled.
A couple invites their family over for Thanksgiving night and invites the whole family to spend the holiday and meal together.
The family gathers, but the couple's children are late and the mother-in-law complains aloud: "Ugh, your children, always late."
Eventually, everyone comes and sits down to eat, the mother-in-law insists on sitting at the head of the table and no one has the strength to argue with her. After a few minutes, the hungry mother-in-law begins to complain: "Ugh, what's with the food here, why is it always late?"
A few minutes later, the couple bring out the meal they have prepared for their family, mostly cooked by the wife. Everyone eats and the evening continues.
While they are in the middle of their main course, the mother-in-law says: "Ugh, I better start clearing the dishes so we can at least move on to the last dish on time." A mere second after she gets up, the large wall clock hanging over the head of the table falls down, reducing her chair to pieces and almost hitting her.
Everyone is in shock until the bride mumbles to herself: "Ugh, this clock... always late."
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