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Thanksgiving Puns
I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
It was fowl.
Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey
A guy ate only metal bars for thanksgiving
He was gratefull
I was going to smoke a turkey this Thanksgiving.
But they banned flavored vapes.
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Twerky
What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.
What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Stuffing!
My dad died on Thanksgiving whilst eating dinner.
Fowl play was suspected.
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
What did the brick road say on thanksgiving?
Cobble cobble cobble!
Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
On Thanksgiving, why did the turkey cross the table?
To get to the other sides.
Are you enjoying your sweet potatoes this Thanksgiving?
I know I yam!
What did the turkey say during Thanksgiving?
It was too stuffed to say anything.
Why wasn't the taxidermist invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
No one wanted to try his stuffing
At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
He quit cold turkey.
What happens when you die after Thanksgiving?
You go to Gravy Jones' Locker
Made a whole bunch of dad jokes at Thanksgiving dinner...
I pulled out all the Pops!
Why did Prince Charming take the Thanksgiving Turkey to the ball instead of Cinderella?
The turkey was already dressed.
Did you hear about the Thanksgiving turkey who tried to escape the roasting pan?
He was foiled.
If you can’t decide which side to take to Thanksgiving.
Bringing your side piece is guarenteed to cause drama.
Cactus Puns
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Jokes
What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?

Thanksgiving breakfast.
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys and people after Thanksgiving dinner.
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey - because it is always stuffed!
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
What do jazzy people put on their potatoes at Thanksgiving?

Groovy.
What usually comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Traditionally, the letter G.
What is the best Thanksgiving cookie?

One baked with May-flour.
What is a good name for post-Thanksgiving constipation?

Turkey in suspense.
What smells the best at dinner on Thanksgiving?

The family dog’s nose.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?

Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.
What would mothers most like to make on Thanksgiving dinner?

Good restaurant reservations.
I had to do something about my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.

Cold turkey was the only way to do it.
Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?

I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.
Should you have that annoying distant auntie for Thanksgiving dinner?

It’s really not worth it. Just have the turkey.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
"To be roasted or not to be roasted, that is the question."
How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?

Only one and even then it’s a pretty tight squeeze!
Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving?

He was trying to give people the impression that he was a chicken.
One Liners and Short Jokes
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
One Liners for Kids
What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
Turkey Puns
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.

*Baste on a True Story...*
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
Bowling Puns
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
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