Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Twerky
I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
It was fowl.
What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Stuffing!
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey
A guy ate only metal bars for thanksgiving
He was gratefull
I was going to smoke a turkey this Thanksgiving.
But they banned flavored vapes.
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.
Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
What did the brick road say on thanksgiving?
Cobble cobble cobble!
My dad died on Thanksgiving whilst eating dinner.
Fowl play was suspected.
Are you enjoying your sweet potatoes this Thanksgiving?
I know I yam!
On Thanksgiving, why did the turkey cross the table?
To get to the other sides.
What did the turkey say during Thanksgiving?
It was too stuffed to say anything.
Why wasn't the taxidermist invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
No one wanted to try his stuffing
At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
He quit cold turkey.