I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
It was fowl.
Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey
A guy ate only metal bars for thanksgiving
He was gratefull
I was going to smoke a turkey this Thanksgiving.
But they banned flavored vapes.
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Twerky
What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.
What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Stuffing!
My dad died on Thanksgiving whilst eating dinner
Fowl play was suspected.
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
What did the brick road say on thanksgiving?
Cobble cobble cobble!
Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
On Thanksgiving, why did the turkey cross the table?
To get to the other sides.
Are you enjoying your sweet potatoes this Thanksgiving?
I know I yam!
What did the turkey say during Thanksgiving?
It was too stuffed to say anything.
Why wasn't the taxidermist invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
No one wanted to try his stuffing
At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
He quit cold turkey.
What happens when you die after Thanksgiving?
You go to Gravy Jones' Locker
Made a whole bunch of dad jokes at Thanksgiving dinner...
I pulled out all the Pops!
Why did Prince Charming take the Thanksgiving Turkey to the ball instead of Cinderella?
The turkey was already dressed.
Did you hear about the Thanksgiving turkey who tried to escape the roasting pan?
He was foiled.
If you can’t decide which side to take to Thanksgiving.
Bringing your side piece is guarenteed to cause drama.