Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.