“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
"If you’re given the choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal." ~ Katharine Hepburn
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
"The biggest difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less." ~ Brendan Behan
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don’t say nothin’ ’bout the money. ‘Hi, how ya doin’? How’s ya mama doing?’ Man, how’s my money doin’?” – Chris Tucker
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson