Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.