What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.