Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.