Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.