What's the problem with Father's day?
It always falls on Son-day
Kids got me an Old-school Chemistry set for Father's Day...
... Totally in my Element.
On Father's Day, I thanked my dad for his contribution to my birth.
He said it was his pleasure.
One day, a father was washing a car with his son...
The son asks, "why can't we just use a sponge?"
Serve up some Dad Jokes at your Father's Day BBQ
Make 'em eat Pop-Corn
I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.
I guess I'm just a faux pas.
Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.
How rare is an excellent father?
Legen-daddy
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee.
But no, I was charged $30 a pop.
A father was reading a book while his son was playing with toys on the floor. “Daddy, why is that book so thick?” asks the boy.
“It’s long story,” replies the father.
My father and grandfather work for the DMV.
I come from a long line of long lines.
My late father once said
Sorry I’m late.
What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?
Dad jokes
I used Brylcreem this morning to slick back my hair like my father used to do. My wife asked me what I was doing.
I said, "I'm having a dad hair day."
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest...
For I have synonymed.
What did the father say to his falling son?
Son, you've got potential.
I just heard that the government has made an amendment to lockdown to allow Father Christmas out...
It's called the Santa Clause
My father always taught me to be prepared for any emergency. I was on the ball when the streets flooded...
I was ready and wading!
My father was a blind carpenter
until he picked up his hammer and saw.
My father is so cheap...
When we go to bed he unplugs the clocks.
I’ve always followed in my father’s footsteps until today.
He turned around and said, “STOP!”
My father ran his whole roofing business and it was a great success.
He had to stay on top of things though.