Yo mamma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
Yo mamma so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma is so fat, she sweats barbecue sauce.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit in this joke.
Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds.
Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama so fat she has a sock for each toe.
Yo momma so fat she has her own ozone layer.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat she leaves footprints in concrete.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
Yo momma so fat she hasn't got cellulite, she's got celluheavy.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
Yo mama so fat when she cuts she bleeds gravy.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo momma so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples' fingers.
Your mom is so fat
Her school picture from first grade is still printing.
Yo momma so fat I can stand on her belly and high five God.
Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O.
OBCD.
Yo mama so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit in any timeline.
Yo mama so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight.
Yo mama so fat she needs a GPS to find her ass hole.
Yo momma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.