Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks.
Yo mamma so fat I told her to haul ass and she had to make two trips.
Yo momma is so fat, she sweats barbecue sauce.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit in this joke.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds.
Yo momma so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama so fat she has a sock for each toe.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat she leaves footprints in concrete.
Yo momma so fat she has her own ozone layer.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted she started global warming.
Yo momma so fat she hasn't got cellulite, she's got celluheavy.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
Yo mama so fat when she cuts she bleeds gravy.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo momma so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other peoples' fingers.
Yo mama is so fat, her alphabet starts with O.
OBCD.
Yo mama so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo momma so fat she can't fit in any timeline.