What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.