What music are balloons scared of? Pop music
What kind of music are balloons afraid of? Pop Music.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What is the musical part of a snake?
The scales.
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
What was stolen from the music store? The lute.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll.
Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses? R'n'Brie
My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
What's a bipolar person's favorite type of music? Swing.
What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music?
Swing.
Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
For the lute.
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio? Cool Music
Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy.
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What do you call a owl dance party that only plays folk music?
A hootenanny.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”