What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!