Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.