What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.