Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
Beach you to it.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
Water you doing?
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
He was in Denali.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
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