Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Baby, you're a firework.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You're a good egg.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Your treat or mine?
Your mausoleum or mine?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I could never Passover you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.