You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Do you squat here often?
So … do you run here often?
I feel like we're in tune
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
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