At the drugstore: Apply me to your sensitive area.
Girl, I wanna take you doorbell shopping.
So I can show you a special dingdong.
Girl, I am Rx rated.
Do you do it over the counter?
My sweetheart, please know that my love for you is like diarrhea. I cannot hold it anymore!
Hey baby, can I unleash my cauliflower in your radish patch?
What it doesn't say on the back of that can of whipped cream is that it tastes really good on my skin.
Are you a shopping cart?
Because I wanna drop my meat in you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Want to come over later and help me shuck?
Want to run up the down escalator with me?
I like my ladies like I like my coffee – a hot shock to the lap.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
Are those melons fresh?
Do you work at a pie shop?
Cause you make my banana cream.
A pharmacist's love is like Nystatin Suspension. You have to swish before you swallow.
Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.
Want to melt my beeswax candles tonight?
You can always get it over the counter at the pharmacy. Just ask.
If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.
Isn’t it tuber time?
Just call me your Auntie Anne, because I'd like to make a 'pretzel' with you.
You’d better go to the armor shop because we're gonna need some protection.
I am a pharmacist, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.
I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.
Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.
Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause, the thought of hooking up with you is running through my mind like crazy.
Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?
I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?
I am the drug of your dreams, I got a long duration of action.
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